Dusty Gifts

Here we've pulled out some overdue cast members from the last couple of months and delivered them to your brain's watering mouth. Also, I would like to sing praise of David Bernstein, friend of Clark HS San Antonio who is now teaching in NYC. You can view his works here

Chiasmus {{((:<*>:))}}

So a chiasmus is a form of rhetorical logic, i.e. A-B-B-A in which a noun or verb phrase or a stanza replicates itself, but not in end rhyme, in actual words. See Wikipedia, duh. But also see the future, when we have a t-shirt making facility!

Warm & Fuzzy 1

Gordon from Sesame Street, Giraffe. My cousin's wife told me my site felt formal. So this is for Kim and the baby

Women's Studies 2

Daryl Hannah being a cybernetic uberfrau in le jeune nee`

Women's Studies 1

Audrey Hepburn and Hillary Clinton in le jeune nee` which are imaginary symbolic prophesies about the newly born woman etc

BIG SUR

Go To Mexico. Go to Argentina. Go to Ecuador. Understand them. Don't 1070SB them.

PIP 5

Kenneth Branagh, Actor. Princess Diana, Brittish Royalty.

PIP 4

Sylvester Stallone, Actor. Steve Jobs, CEO Apple Computers.

PIP 3

Bill Murray, Actor. Lloyd C Blankfein, CEO Goldman Sachs.

Pretty Important People 2

Hulk Hogan, Pro Wrestler. Tony Hayward, CEO Brittish Petroleum.

Pretty Important People

Welcome to the set, Pretty Important People. Here we have all manner of names, both infront of and behind the curtain of capital!

TEXAS QUEEPS TLRT

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These are easy links to the Cantanker 2010 project "Texas Queeps" for their Misinformation issue, should you care to take it yourself. This project is mildly humorously homage derived from Benjamin Whorf's seminal theory of Linguistic Relativity and its plurality of interpretations since the 40s-50s. Owen Land's New Improved Institutional Quality also impacted this piece, and if you have Netflicks it is watchable via the compilation Treasures IV
KTNKS

BANDLAND V

KING TUFF. PROKOFIEV.

Medieval German Banquet and Nuptial Woodcuts. Illustration for Canterbury Tales.

BANDLAND 4

"ELLIOT SMITH"

Rhinemaidens, Massey Ferguson Tractor, Turtle Dove

BANDLAND 3

"REAL ESTATE / PSYCHIC FLOWERS"

Alien Baby Sweater, Agents Moulder and Scully, Various Galaxies

BANDLAND 2

Pam Grier, Chong, Triceratops Skull, Slimer

"WIZZARD SLEEVE"
absolutely monomaniacal 8 hours of cannabis induced single color migranity with a grizzled tartan driving the drums into warp. Like getting the urge to dance right before vomiting.

BandLand 1

The following are dedicated to great young people making some good ol' music.

"BEACH FOSSILS"

Like Television meets New Order and still room for Neil Young. Every song, with the drummer reminiscent of an Iranian girl from my college days, except a boy, but a very handsome girl-like boy at that and all the songs big and small and once and for all. YIKES NICE

All Boys and Arab Videojuegos

Dennis Hopper, Benoit Ferreux, Jean Paul Belmondo, Ninji from SuperMarioBros 2

young boys and indians III

Vampire Bat. Rauschenberg Goat. Dum Dums. Phantom from Mario Bros 2.

The photo on the cover of Vanity Fair is like a Rubens. Tiger Woods. Immanent Child. Synorgy.

Young Boys and Indians

Let's Canoodle S'more

Included is the last sensual hug for now. Lou Reed. Mormon Girl. 90s Mickeys.

Let's Canoodle

All kinds of happy. All kinds of ewok. Your kind of snuggle and all on the sidewalk. As O'henry put it: "when women without sealskin coats grow kind to their husbands" we have ourselves a canoodle. I suggest listening to Velvet Underground's self titled album and of course, leaning far closer than reccomended to your digital hearth for warmth.

Kissing Kissers redux

This is the final image of the master-class of fantastic renderings labeled kissing kissers. It is the auto-egg for the first set.

Kissing Kissers

Dear Reader,

I will explain goo-page. It is short for google - hodgepodge. This is the pastiche of our limitless window from the cyber-wheelchair of existence. It is mostly about the schnoztastic pleasure this has afforded America. We truly have a 1st rate life. Life should be spent bucking the bronco of your keyboard and foaming at the margins of your blogspot! I would reccomend looking at these first posts while listening to Sam Cooke or Al Green. Watch out, grandma - its pretty sexy.